Kabuto crackfic
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estiriseThis seems to be crackfic weekend. This time around, it's Kagami and Tendou. Implied Kagami/Tendou.
"So, let me get this straight," Kagami paused, looking at Tendou, who had his arms folded against his chest. "Zecters can get pregnant."
Tendou just glared at him.
"And not only that, my Zecter got yours pregnant." He paused, running a hand through his hair. How could one biomechanical bug get another biomechanical bug of another species pregnant? Did it even matter?
Kagami decided he didn't want to know. Or how the Zecters had genders. Kabuto had always seemed male to him anyway. As had Gattack. "Er, when's it due?" He wondered if the child support would come out of his paycheck.
"In two months," Tendou said slowly, as if the words were being dragged out of his mouth.
"So, er, your Zecter's female," Kagami said. "How long ago did this happen?" He'd been busy the last few weeks. Sometimes very busy, with Tendou.
"Does it matter?" Tendou asked. Kagami made a mental note to ask Tadokoro-san if he knew.
"Um... no, I guess," Kagami said. "Sorry?"
Tendou just swept away, his Zecter following him. Kagami glanced at his own, buzzing nearby. "We are in so much trouble."
The Zecter just bobbed, and flew off in apparent embarrassment. Or maybe it went off to guard Kabuto Zecter. He'd find out later.
Running his hand through his hair, he decided that he still didn't want to know how it had happened.
"So, let me get this straight," Kagami paused, looking at Tendou, who had his arms folded against his chest. "Zecters can get pregnant."
Tendou just glared at him.
"And not only that, my Zecter got yours pregnant." He paused, running a hand through his hair. How could one biomechanical bug get another biomechanical bug of another species pregnant? Did it even matter?
Kagami decided he didn't want to know. Or how the Zecters had genders. Kabuto had always seemed male to him anyway. As had Gattack. "Er, when's it due?" He wondered if the child support would come out of his paycheck.
"In two months," Tendou said slowly, as if the words were being dragged out of his mouth.
"So, er, your Zecter's female," Kagami said. "How long ago did this happen?" He'd been busy the last few weeks. Sometimes very busy, with Tendou.
"Does it matter?" Tendou asked. Kagami made a mental note to ask Tadokoro-san if he knew.
"Um... no, I guess," Kagami said. "Sorry?"
Tendou just swept away, his Zecter following him. Kagami glanced at his own, buzzing nearby. "We are in so much trouble."
The Zecter just bobbed, and flew off in apparent embarrassment. Or maybe it went off to guard Kabuto Zecter. He'd find out later.
Running his hand through his hair, he decided that he still didn't want to know how it had happened.
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Date: 2008-08-19 11:12 pm (UTC)That was so totally random. And the child support comment... lol. Crackfics for the win.
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